Adorable Stripping Ewoks And Why I Love Chicago


Boobs on Endor: A Return of the Jedi Burlesque




You’ve never seen Ewoks until you’ve seen them get naked. And here in Chicago is the only place you can see that happen because it’s where the Gorilla Tango theatre group calls home. The D20 Girls were invited to their opening performance of the newest installation of their Star Wars burlesque series-“Boobs on Endor: A Return of the Jedi Burlesque” clickand they of course have once again outdone themselves.

It’s a racy retelling of the movie we all know and love, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, and this show is the sexy version we never thought we couldn’t live without. Luke, Leia, Han, Chewy, and even Jabba-The-Butt all make an appearance. And of course we can’t leave out the adorable, half naked and sexy Ewoks, which personally were my favorite part.

Grandfather Ewok, played by the charismatic “Royal T”, is the narrator of our show (along with her cheeky granddaughter played by the adorable “Madamne Marie”) and does not fail to impress with her wit, her stage presence and of course her dance moves. She tells the tale of how the Ewok race helped the Jedi save Endor, defeat the Empire and of course save the Universe. With several embellishments along the way and a snippet or two of his seductive yet hilarious Sith slash fiction. Not to mention he leads the Ewok tribe in a raucous fight/dance party.

groupfullOne of the most ingenious moments of the show however had to be the very creative and unique flapper dance version of Beyonce’s hit song Krazy, performed by Oola the Twi’lek dancer in Jabba the Butt’s court. Of course Han and Luke and Leia have their moments in the sun as well. The dashing “Whiskey Collins” captured Han Solo’s ego perfectly, not to mention his sassy sexiness in every way possible. The best part was the hilarious Benny Hill chase/fight scene with the Stormtroopers to tune of “Woo Hoo”, the rockabilly song that most of you will recognize from Kill Bill which was performed by the famous all girl Japanese band 5,6,7,8’s.




 Boobs on Endor: A Return of the Jedi Burlesque is a sexy hilarious good time and is a must see for all Star Wars fans, and anyone who loves beautiful talented woman who know how to get your blood pumping. But this is only for a limited time! Show dates are set only until December 27th so ACT FAST AND GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY!

Show Rating – R
Show Type –
Gorilla Tango Theatre Chicago[Bucktown]
1919 N. Milwaukee Ave.
Chicago, IL 60647

Tickets are $28-$35; 18 and over only. Advance purchase recommended: or call 773-598-4549.

All photos by Braden Nesin (